Friday, October 9, 2015

31 Days of Horror #9


“Classic” Horror Reviews from the Past!!!

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (originally published on August 27, 2011)

Most kids, when they hear a creepy whisper coming from deep inside a forbidden basement and saying things like "We just want to be your friends," and "Come down here and see what it's like," would run screaming. Bailee Madison, who plays the little girl named Sally in Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, is much braver than most kids. She is willing to investigate strange noises in the night. She even turns off her bedroom lights on command. Her father and his girlfriend, Guy Pierce and Katie Holmes respectively, have been fixing up this old house where nobody has lived for a very long time. The last time somebody lived there, the guy's kid was snatched away by a group of goblins that live in the basement and feed on the teeth of children. Now they have been released by the curious Sally and are determined to do dreadful things to her.

Guillermo del Toro is well-known to have an extreme interest in scary stories. He's already had a hand in bringing several to the big screen, and these are often enormously effective thrillers made mostly of atmosphere and weirdness rather than guts and gore. Though del Toro did not direct Don't be Afraid of the Dark, he did write the screenplay based on a 1973 TV movie that he saw as a young boy, and he also serves as producer. Though he wasn't involved all that much in the creative process of making this particular production, his fingerprints can be found all over it. 

It was directed by Troy Nixey, a comic book artist, and this is actually his first film. As a beginner with literally no motion picture experience, I must say this is an exceptional first take. This is an entertaining movie that does not depend solely on scares. It is scary to be sure, but in more of a fairy tale way than the R rating would suggest. In fact, if it wouldn't scar them forever, there isn't anything actually inappropriate for children. The villains are basically evil tooth fairies anyway. Make up some moral about brushing your teeth and you've got the perfect thing to show them when they've upset you.

Though the adults do well in their parts as the parent figures that think their child is a wacko, little Bailee Madison is the star of the show. She is a wonderful child actor who hopefully has a future ahead of her, and she is so adorable it makes the violent attacks on her more intense than they would have been if she had been an adult, like in the original. The execution of this movie is so superb, though, that even when the goblins do attack a grown-up, it is frightening. This does bring me to my one real issue with this otherwise exemplary horror story, and that is the goblins themselves. At first they are just whispers in the dark, which is their scariest form. Then we start seeing their shadows crawl across the screen, which is also acceptable. Then they start jumping at the camera, which comes across a little cheap. By the end, we have seen extended close-up shots of the computer-animated critters themselves, and they are not very frightening. This is because a computer can only show so much, when our imagination could have made things more unsettling. The final scene of violence would have been far more disturbing if we could not have so clearly seen who was doing it.

What are essentially minor quibbles aside, I was very impressed with this little fright-fest. It bothers to take its time telling an actual story and letting us into the characters' lives, even if it is just a little girl. She's more intelligent than the teenagers in most horror movies. Suspenseful films depend entirely on timing; on the build-up of terror. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark has all the patience necessary to do things right.

9/10

The Cabin in the Woods (originally published on April 18, 2012)

Five rather stupid teenagers go for a weekend retreat in a reclusive cabin way out in the middle of a wood located nowhere near anywhere. Ignoring the menacing warning of the hillbilly gas station attendant, they begin their frolicking, only to accidentally awaken a trio of specters bent on brutally murdering them all. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Even a casual movie-goer has heard this synopsis describe any number of other movies, with the cause of the deaths being the only thing that really differs. Ever since movies like The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Halloween solidified the slasher genre as a reliable money-maker, a formula was put in place and has rarely been altered through the years. Now, with their new movie The Cabin in the Woods, Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon have put their collective creativity towards what they call a “loving hate letter” to modern horror.

Here’s the thing. What I described above is not the actual plot of the film, but a scenario created by the movie’s real main characters, a group of scientists and law officials who are forced for mysterious reasons to perform this murderous ritual every so often on five unsuspecting stereotypes. This plot is ingenious because it allows the movie’s creators to not only have fun with making countless references and jabs at the horror genre, it is also a way to reprimand the very people who probably went into the theater expecting a barrel of thrills. The way that the simulation’s creators (or screenwriters or audience members) laugh their way through their grisly work is more subtly disturbing than any of the actual violence in the movie, which is very rarely frightening. Then again, when was the last time a slasher movie actually was scary? 1978, I’d imagine. 

No, this movie plays out as pure parody, though there aren’t as many laughs as there is finger-pointing. I could feel Goddard and Whedon’s frustration with their own target audience as they go out of their way to explain what is wrong with movies today. And that’s what made me appreciate this thing the most. There aren’t very many people in Hollywood who will admit how much of a machine it is, because this movie pretty much explains how movies are constructed today, and that goes for all genres, not just horror.

The Cabin in the Woods is such a pleasantly unique experience. It is a horror movie for those who have seen too many of them and, trust me, you haven’t seen this one before. My only complaint is also a rather big one. The climax, which includes a thorough explanation for everything that went on prior, is very underwhelming. The surprising imagination that makes the first two-thirds so enjoyable quickly runs out before the ending. Regardless, this is a great piece of new entertainment that manages to make its statement without sacrificing enjoyment. This may not be great horror or even great comedy, but is great criticism. Now, if we would just learn our lesson…

7/10

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