Two men, bank robbers, are being pursued by police. Shots are being fired. A bullet hits the back window of the criminals' car as they pass a Geico building, hanging on the front of which is the usual advertisement.
Bank Robber to his partner: Huh, 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
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Bank Robber to his partner: Huh, 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
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Partner, while returning fire: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, MAN!!!
First Guy: Well, did you know that pigs don't know pigs stink?
Second Guy turns to look at his partner with questioning disbelief and is shot in the arm.
Cut to a human-size pig working out in a gym with Tarantino-esque rivers of sweat flowing from him. An ethnic fellow and his Caucasian friend are also working out nearby.
Ethnic Man, as an aside to his Caucasian friend, oblivious that the pig is a pig: That guy is sweating like a pig!
A hippie-looking woman enters the building and sniffs the air suspiciously, remarking: Does it smell like bacon in here?
GEICO-FIFTEEN MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE
First Guy: Well, did you know that pigs don't know pigs stink?
Second Guy turns to look at his partner with questioning disbelief and is shot in the arm.
Cut to a human-size pig working out in a gym with Tarantino-esque rivers of sweat flowing from him. An ethnic fellow and his Caucasian friend are also working out nearby.
Ethnic Man, as an aside to his Caucasian friend, oblivious that the pig is a pig: That guy is sweating like a pig!
A hippie-looking woman enters the building and sniffs the air suspiciously, remarking: Does it smell like bacon in here?
GEICO-FIFTEEN MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE
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